The Ballad of Christy Farrell
The Ballad of Christy Farrell
Christy arrived from Dublin
In search of a better life
He wanted to be in America
Far from homeland strife.
He saw an ad in the paper
“Work for the WPA!”
He waited on line, his hat in his hand
And he landed a job that day.
Now Christy was a good worker
That could not be denied
But that day he embellished his talents
Let’s face it – Christy lied.
He said he could handle a tractor,
Ran one since he was three
But there’s not much plowing in Dublin
Sure and there’s hardly a tree.
But off to Jones Beach they sent Christy
To rake up the sand for a beach
They gave him the key to a tractor
The ignition was easy to reach.
Christy sat on the tractor like Rommel
Goggles shielding blue eyes.
He was the Sheik of this desert
He felt eternal and wise.
A boardwalk stretched out before him,
The foreman’s joy and his pride.
But a turn of the wheel, a slip of the gear
Took Christy on a wild ride.
The rake on the back of the tractor
Did damage – putting his life at stake
It had ripped up the Jones Beach boardwalk
Christy knew he had made a mistake.
The foreman pulled out his pistol
Bullets fanned Christy’s head
The Jones Beach boardwalk was ruined
The boss wanted Christy dead.
Christy, leaped from the tractor
And ran for the ferry with speed
Yelling, “Get me back to the city
Away from the beach and sea breeze.”
Back to New York went Christy
Back to cement and stale air
Jones Beach became very famous
But Christy never went there.
Mary Parker




Mary Parker: (Mrs. Parker): Oct 6, 11
Oh, what an anecdote! I remember meeting your father once or twice while he stayed in your 151 Lakeside Blvd house.Hopatcong.
Steve O’Connor (05)